I have returned fuelled by spite alone >:)

k-eke:

Those tiny black birds that runs very very very fast

suppermariobroth:

Unused Huffin Puffin sprites found in the data of Yoshi’s Island.

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the-dao-of-the-zerg:

fortooate:

specialstarfish:

teojida:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

she-was-a-skater-gay:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

update:

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

thebagelhut:

jame7t:

noellevanious:

jame7t:

cigarette flavored ice cream

Can you give me some space please.

absolutedingus:

nintendo-europe:

Bowser is going to thrust his hot balls in your direction!

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you cant say that man

hellgrub:

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

Just got back from feeding white babies cigarettes at the park

i buy a bunch of different kinds and dump the cigs into a plastic bag and shake it up before i go. We dont do brand loyalty here

when I was a baby i would root through the bag and sniff out the winstons with the precision of a bloodhound or perhaps hog. after hauving covid though i cant smell which are wich and ive unfortunately has to stop :’(

graynard:

going to hooters with horse blinders on and ordering a small cesar salad that i do not finish, i tip 200 dollars and kill myself in the parking lot with a katana

birlinterrupted:

intactics-deactivated20211231:

my girlfriend: refers to a man with his personal name

me:

onlytwitterpics:

thegalaxyinyoureye:

bobacupcake:

tag yourself (x)

im (shuffle)

thegalaxyinyoureye:

bobacupcake:

tag yourself (x)

im (shuffle)

classwarshawty:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

venuselectrificata:

pollylabruja:

me getting ready to go out

someone who does photoshop reverse this

Me getting home from work

me